What is the difference between
Monkey & Donkey ?
Monkey saves this message&
Donkey deletes this message.
Choice is urs..:P

Santa: Look a thief has entered our kitchen
and he is eating the cake I made.
Banta: Whom should I call now,
Police or Ambulance?

A Sardar saw a Beautiful Girl,he Went and
Kissed her.
Girl: `STUPID what r u doing?`
Sardar: B.Com final year.

What? is a difference between
a Kiss, a Car and a Monkey?
A kiss is so dear,?
A car is too dear and
A monkey is U dear. 

Teacher:Tintu what is the full form
of class?
Tintumon:C-Come
L-Late
A-And
S-Start
S-Sleeping



The brain is a wonderful organ.
It starts working the moment you get
up and does not stop until u get into the office...